Linda Speciale
Nude

There’s something very special about Linda Speciale and it’s not just her name. It’s the fact that two thirds of her onscreen appearances have been in beloved nostalgia and in the other third she’s topless. In 2008 she appeared in the pilot episode of the AMC series Breaking Bad as a neighbor who helps Jesse escape and exposes herself to a waiting Walt. But before that she was the hooker who tempted Snake (Stefan Brogren) and Joey Jeremiah (Pat Mastroianni) outside a strip club in the 1989 episode of Degrassi High called “Little White Lies.” And before that she played stuck-up Purity Busch (we’re not joking) in the teen sex comedy classic Screwballs (1983), where she appeared to bare her boobs as some powerful magnets ripped off her clothes just before the opening credits. Unfortunately, it’s a body double. Screw that! If you’ve been paying attention to the dates of Linda’s credits, you’ll know that she’s had a pretty strange career. Two ’80s projects and then no acting until 2008 and no acting since. What gives, Linda? Worst of all (or breast of all), her boobs are still buoyant, which makes us wonder if she got a breast enlargement during her hiatus. We don’t mind if she did, but we do mind that she kept those stupendous suck sacks off the screen for two decades. That means we’re jealous of the guy, or guys, that got to have those hooters for themselves. Sharing is caring, Ms. Speciale. Turn those breasticles into a spectacle.